![]() ![]() It turns out White Out was not available any longer. As I merrily skipped to my local grocer’s soda aisle however, I encountered my first road block. ![]() In my mind, I knew full well that all three of these Dew flavors were widely and easily available and there would be no issue getting this easy part out of the way. bottle, the drink was a “perfect blend of the Code Red, Voltage, and White Out Mountain Dews”. PreparationĪs was joyfully transcribed on the side of every Dew.S.A. as a comparison, my measure of fulfillment with be that of the can of Sterno to the rock bottom inebriate. As with any crazed proceeding, the first crucial step of a proper reconstruction was to acquire the necessary materials. Using only my distant memories of the forgotten era of Dew.S.A. In a famine, the starving don’t get to compare their sustenance to what they had in happier times, so neither will I. While my experiment SHOULD be scientific, I instead chose to do a little soul searching on the subject. from eBay or something and then fine tune my concoctions until I get it just right. Taking a few steps back from the process, the “right” thing to do would have been to acquire some of the old DEW.S.A. I hate to break it to you this way, but by reading the secrets contained in this article, you too will carry the burden of The Great Dew Conspiracy… Unfortunately, in the process of attempting this, I’ve discovered something much, much more sinister. I figured that nothing could go too horrifically wrong with this method, and as a worst case scenario, we’d just end up with some OK Soda. At first, the intention of this re-creation was merely to be a fun little jaunt into mixing soda-pops at the fountains like we used to do as kids. This was deemed necessary after Pepsico completely failed to reintroduce the dreamlike purple drank back to the general public for 2018. As discussed in our last entry, I have taken it upon myself to re-create the legendary “DEW.S.A” Mountain Dew recipe as my own personal version of the Crusades. ![]()
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